2 Dost Suicide karne gae, Pahala : "Hey Bhagwan muje dunia ki saari nafrat de Pareshani de Duk de!" Dusra dost : "Abe tu maut maang raha hai ki Reliance mai Job.
Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ? Husband : Nothing. Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ...?? Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When a Person asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!! Mayawati came to Lalu's House with a Goat..... Lalu : Bhaiswa ko kyun Layi ho....?? Maya : Dikhta nahi, Goatwa hai..?? Lalu : Hum Goatwa se hi Puch raha Hun..!!
Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field" Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field Teacher : How? Student : Ladies first.
Customer: If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Delhi in two days time? Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will. Customer : I bet you, it won't. Post Master : Why not? Customer : It's addressed to Mumbai.
1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window! 2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor. 1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions
A Lady Go to Departmental Store There Was a Sardarji, She asked him, "Lipton D Chah Hai Kya...??," Sardarji Replied : Mainu to Nahi hai Tenu hai to Lipat Jaa..!!
mere... Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain Aur lonely hain... Problem ye hai ki bus voh READ-ONLY hain...
Shayad mere pyar ko taste Karna bhool gaye... Dil sey aisa CUT kiya ke PASTE karna bhool gaye..
Tumhare samne hain itney items Kabhi hame bhi pick karo... Hamare pyar ke ICON pe Kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo...
Roz subha hum karte hai Itne pyar se unhe good morning... Woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain Jaise 0 ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS...
Ho gayi galti humse, Click ho gaya mouse Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!
Tumse mila main kal to, Mere dil mein hua ek sound, Lekin aaj tum mili To kehti ho: Your file not found!
Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if" Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif
Aysa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't likeyour face Par dil ke computer mein, Nahin hai enough disk space
Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, Pehen ke evening gown Too many requests se, Ho jaata hai server down
Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, Create main karoonga Tum usse debug karna, Wait main karoonga
Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, Main so gaya Yeh dekho mera connection, Time out ho gaya
Kya chaal hai tumhaari, Jaise chalti hai koi cat What is your ICQ number, Aao karein chat
Tum jabse meri zindagi, mein aayi ho banke female, Yaad raha na ab kuch, Na postman , Na e-Mail
Joh sadiyaon se hota aaya hai Woh repeat kar doonga... Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey Ctrl+Alt+Delete kar doonga...
Humse Kya Khata Hui Ki message Aanna Band Hai....... Aap hi humse naraz hain ya Web Server band hai.......
I drink only to make my friends seem interesting..................
They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst..........
If drinking is interfering with your work, you're probably a heavy drinker. If work is interfering with your drinking, you're probably an alcoholic...................
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, it is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver...........................
2 comments:
Starting with a bang.....
Please don't laugh....serious stuff
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Sharab ek bimari hai jo pure samaj ko khatm kar deti
hai aao milkar
is bimari ko khatm Karen ek botal tum khatm karo ek
botal hum khatm
Karen.
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2 Dost Suicide karne gae, Pahala : "Hey Bhagwan muje
dunia ki saari
nafrat de Pareshani de Duk de!" Dusra dost : "Abe tu
maut maang raha
hai ki Reliance mai Job.
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Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the
other
ensures U
Continue to do so.
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Sardar to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao,
Shopkeeper ne
Flag
Dikhaya, Sardar: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao.
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How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ? Sardarji thinks N
thinks hard &
comes to a conclusion: I'll drink poison n let lion
eat me. O' bolo
ta ra ra.
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A Chinese pair accidentally had twins without getting
married, Guess
what they named them... Jo Hua, So Hua.
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Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage
certificate 4 an
hour ...?? Husband : I was just looking 4 the
expiry date.
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Sardar to his friend "I kiss my Wife everyday before
leaving for
Office, what about you?"
Friend : Me too, after you leave.
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Papa : beta har parai stri ko apni Maa samjho to
tumhara character
thik ho jaaega.....Beta : Lekin Papa fir Aap ke
character ka kya
hoga....???
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Sardar: O Banno Car ki speed itani ky badha di..?
biwi: Oji Car ki
break
fail ho gayi hai, Exident ho jaye iske pahale ghar
pahunch jaate hai.
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Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and
Studying.... When a
Person asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!!
Higher
Studies
Yaar...!!!
Mayawati came to Lalu's House with a Goat.....
Lalu : Bhaiswa ko kyun Layi ho....??
Maya : Dikhta nahi, Goatwa hai..??
Lalu : Hum Goatwa se hi Puch raha Hun..!!
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Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
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Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born.
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Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is
grazing in the
field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.
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Customer: If I post this letter tonight, will it get
to Delhi in two days time?
Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.
Customer : I bet you, it won't.
Post Master : Why not?
Customer : It's addressed to Mumbai.
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1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out
of the window!
2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions
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Man before Marriage I like Airtel....?Aisi Azaadi Aur
Kahaan?
After Marriage He's Like Hutch... " Where R U Go Our
Network
Follows."
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Santa : That Cow is a Lovely Colour ,
Farmer : Yes, it's a Jersey.
Santa : Oh, I Thought it was its Skin...!!!
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A Lady Go to Departmental Store There Was a Sardarji,
She asked him, "Lipton D Chah Hai Kya...??,"
Sardarji Replied : Mainu to Nahi hai Tenu hai to Lipat Jaa..!!
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.....if u feel like killin me, then why wait...... just post a deadlier CJ (cheap joke)...... ho ho ho !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mere... Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain Aur lonely hain...
Problem ye hai ki bus voh READ-ONLY hain...
Shayad mere pyar ko taste Karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa CUT kiya ke PASTE karna bhool gaye..
Tumhare samne hain itney items Kabhi hame bhi pick karo...
Hamare pyar ke ICON pe Kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo...
Roz subha hum karte hai Itne pyar se unhe good morning...
Woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain Jaise 0 ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS...
Ho gayi galti humse, Click ho gaya mouse
Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!
Tumse mila main kal to, Mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili To kehti ho: Your file not found!
Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if"
Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif
Aysa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't likeyour face
Par dil ke computer mein, Nahin hai enough disk space
Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, Pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se, Ho jaata hai server down
Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, Create main karoonga
Tum usse debug karna, Wait main karoonga
Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, Main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection, Time out ho gaya
Kya chaal hai tumhaari, Jaise chalti hai koi cat
What is your ICQ number, Aao karein chat
Tum jabse meri zindagi, mein aayi ho banke female,
Yaad raha na ab kuch, Na postman , Na e-Mail
Joh sadiyaon se hota aaya hai Woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey Ctrl+Alt+Delete kar doonga...
Humse Kya Khata Hui Ki message Aanna Band Hai.......
Aap hi humse naraz hain ya Web Server band hai.......
I drink only to make my friends seem interesting..................
They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst..........
If drinking is interfering with your work, you're probably a heavy drinker. If work is interfering with your drinking, you're probably an alcoholic...................
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, it is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver...........................
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